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    When The Not Blind Lead The Blind

    | Sydney, Australia | Uncategorized

    (I work in a shop with several shelves of vitamins and herbal products. A man walks into the store and straight up to my counter.)

    Customer: “Vitamins.”

    Me: “What kind are you looking for?”

    Customer: “Eyes.”

    (He starts to scan the shelves with admirable inefficiency.)

    Me: “These ones?”

    (I point at the supplements specifically for eyesight.)

    Customer: “No.”

    (He scans shelves some more.)

    Customer: “I can’t see them! You’re useless!”

    (He throws his hands in the air and storms out of the store.)