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When The Boob Tube Just Won’t Do

| California, USA | Rude & Risque, Uncategorized

(I work at an office that has various different offices and 2 small studios for some of the graphic designers, movie editors, and musicians that work with us. I work as one of the tech support guys and am fixing the computer at the reception desk when a teenager walks in.)

Customer: “Hey, do you work here?”

Me: “Yeah, can I help you?”

Customer: “So what do you guys do here?”

Me: “Well everyone here does something different, I happen to be tech support.”

Customer: “Cool, do they make movies here?”

Me: “I’m not sure, they might.”

Customer: “Right on, do you know what kind?”

Me: “Well they have a green screen so I’m not sure.”

Customer: “Do you know if they make any adult movies here?”

Me: “Like I said I’m not sure, I’m not sure what they do in the studios.”

Customer: “Can I take a tour?”

Me: “Look, I’m the tech support guy, I’m not authorized to give
you a tour.”

Customer: “Come on, I’ll give you $5!”

Me: “I’m not going to risk my job over $5.”

Customer: “I swear, people like you make it hard for people like me to see boobies!”