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    When Stupidity Hits The Pint Of No Return

    | New York, NY, USA |

    Customer: “I see you changed your sizes?”

    Me: “Yeah, we had to change it from pint and quart because too many people were asking which was bigger. Now we’ve got large and small.”

    Customer: “They can’t tell by the price?”

    Me: “Maybe they aren’t stressing it in schools anymore.”

    (A second customer walks in and looks at a menu for a second.)

    Customer: “But that is sad, kids don’t know which is bigger.”

    Customer #2: “What’s bigger?”

    Me: “Pint or a quart.”

    Customer #2: “That’s pathetic.”

    (A few moments of silence pass.)

    Customer #2: “So, which is bigger, the large or the small?”