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    When Stupid People Attack

    | New York, NY, USA | Pets & Animals, Top

    Customer: “Hey, you!”

    Me: “How can I help you, ma’am?”

    Customer: “These bears are extremely boring. I paid money to see the animals move around.”

    Me: “It’s very hot today, ma’am. Bears don’t like to move around much on hot days, and they sleep at least 16 hours out of the day anyway.”

    Customer: “I don’t care if it’s hot outside. Why won’t they do anything?”

    Me: “Ma’am, the bears are not required to move around for your entertainment.”

    Customer: “Well, they should be!”

    Me: “They’re wild animals, ma’am. If they don’t want to move around, they don’t have to.”

    Customer: “I want to see your superior! Maybe he will understand!”

    Manager: “What seems to be the problem here?”

    Customer: “These bears are boring!”

    Manager: *tells her what I said about hot days*

    Customer: “Go poke them or something. Make them move!”

    Me: “You’re asking me to go into an enclosed area with a group of thousand-pound carnivores, and poke them with a stick so that they can amuse you?

    Customer: “Yes! Just make them do something!”