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    When Push Comes To Shove, Don’t

    | Tacoma, WA, USA |

    (We are holding an audition for our company’s new season. We will often take dancers who aren’t as technically trained if they are easy to work with.)

    Dancer: “Hello? Can you please take my forms? I’m ready to audition.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, you’re number 256 and we’re only calling numbers 110-114 right now. You’ll have to wait.”

    Dancer: “Are you f***ing kidding me? I’ve already been here an hour!”

    (She tries to shove her papers in my hand.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you’ll have to wait with the rest of the dancers.”

    (She tries to shover her papers in my hand again.)

    Me: “I’m sorry—”

    (Suddenly, she storms into the audition out of turn and complains about how I won’t let her dance to our casting director. They let her dance only because she refuses to leave. After her “audition”…)

    Dancer: “Do you think I made it?”