When Pigs Pork, You Get Pig

| UK | Food & Drink

(I am working the customer services counter. A customer walks up and throws down a packet of pigs liver.)

Customer: “I want a packet of pork liver, but I can only find pigs’ liver. Why don’t you stock it?!”

Me: “Pigs’ liver is pork liver. Pork comes from a pig. It is the same thing. I can take you to our butcher to explain this if you want.”

Customer: “You think I was born yesterday? They are not the same thing. And, even if they are, I want it to say pork liver.”

Me: “Pigs and pork are the same.”

Customer: “They are not!” *throws the liver at me and storms out the door*