When Life Gives You Melons

| Plattsburgh, NY, USA | Food & Drink

(This conversation takes place as I approach a table where a woman is sitting with a menu across from her.)

Me: “Hi, how’re you doing?”

Customer: “We’ll take two water lemons. No, watermelons! No, wait, lemon waters!”

Me: *struggling not to laugh* “Alright, ma’am, I’ll be right back with two lemon waters.”