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    When Intelligence Is Tempered

    | OK, USA |

    (I am talking to a customer about vaccines for dogs.)

    Me: “The normal shots we give annually are distemper, parvo, rabies, and bordatella.”

    Customer: “Okay. I wanted to be sure the distemper shot was part of it. My dog needs that.”

    Me: “Okay. Would you like me to make an appointment for you?”

    Customer: “Sure. Now, how long after the distemper shot will it take effect?”

    Me: “What do you mean, take effect?”

    Customer: “How long until my dog is nicer?”