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  • When In Rome (Or An Indian Restaurant)…

    | Southampton, UK |

    Me: ¬†”Did you enjoy your meal?”

    Customer: “No, the madras was hot.”

    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry it wasn’t to your liking, but madras is a hot dish.”

    Customer: ¬†”No, no it’s not. Madras is a mild dish. It’s mild.”

    Me: ¬†”Okay, but if I check with the chef, he’ll tell me we serve it as a hot dish.”

    Customer: “What would he know? He’s Indian! What would he know about curry?”

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