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When Customers Get Cheeky

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(I work retail and I am leading a customer to the fitting room. I usually end up walking in front of customers on the way to the back of the store and this is the conversation that takes place.)

Customer: “May I ask you a personal question?”

Me: “Uh, yeah, I guess.”

Customer: “Is your butt fake?”

Me: “Excuse me?!”

Customer: “Your butt. Are you wearing padded underwear or do you have implants?”

Me: “Wow…no. My butt is real, ma’am.”

Customer: “I was just wondering, because it seems too big and perfect to be real! You go girl!”

Me: “Thanks…”