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    When Bowels Camembert It Any Longer

    | San Diego, CA, USA |

    Customer: “Can I get a quesadilla with guacamole, but no sour cream? I’m lactose intolerant.”

    Me: “You do realize that a quesadilla is just cheese in a flour tortilla, right?”

    Customer: “I do. You should pray you never have to live in a world where you can not eat cheese without incurring the wrath of your own bowels.”