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    What’s Yours Is Mine

    | NC, USA |

    (In our arcade, we have redeemable prizes for tickets you win by playing games.)

    Me: *after counting a little girl’s tickets* “Okay, you have 25 tickets.”

    Customer: “Give me a watermelon Air Head!”

    Me: “I’m sorry. You don’t have enough tickets for that.”

    Customer: “But my President is black!”

    Me: “And so is mine.”