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    What’s In A Name

    | Cincinnati, OH, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me, do you sell christmas trees?”

    Me: “Yes, we do in the Garden Center.”

    Customer: “Thanks…”

    (A few minutes later, the customer returns.)

    Customer: “I can’t seem to find them.”

    Me: “Okay, I’ll show you where they are.”

    (I leads to Garden Center and points out section donated to the trees.)

    Me: “They’re right there, ma’am.”

    Customer: “No, you’re wrong. Those are evergreens! I want a Christmas Tree!”

    Me: “Ma’am, evergreens are Christmas trees.”

    Customer: “No, they’re different! I want a Christmas tree, not some stupid evergreen!”

    Me: “Ma’am, they are the same.”

    Customer: “No, they are not! Christmas trees stay green all year round, and evergreens lose their leaves!”