What’s Another Word For Wrong Major
(A girl and her mother are shopping for cookware for her to take to college.)
Girl: “Do you have any…” *snaps her hand open and closed like a puppet*
Me: “Sorry, what?”
Girl: “You know…” *does puppet hands again* “…for cooking.” *to her mom* “Mum, I need some…” *hand motion*
Girl’s Mother: “Tongs?”
Girl: “Yes!”
(I show them where to find them while the mother teases the girl. I try to change the subject as the girl is obviously embarrassed.)
Me: “So, you need this stuff for college?”
Girl: “Yeah.”
Me: “What are you studying?”
(The girl turns bright red and both her and her mother start laughing.)
Girl’s Mother: “She’s going to be studying English!”



