November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

What Your Broker Does On His Day Off

| Toronto, ON, Canada | Uncategorized

(Around 11:00AM, a customer walks into my bookstore.)

Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a good book on financial planning.”

Me: “Well, this book here is very popular.” *pointing to the book on the shelf*

(The customer stares at the shelf, obviously confused.)

Customer: “You are going to have to show me again…I’m too drunk to see.”