Me: “Sporting Goods, how may I help you?”

Customer: “I need a tennis racquet. The one I have is the wrong one.”

Me: ”What kind of tennis racquet are you looking for?”

Customer: ”I’m a lefty. I need a left-handed tennis racquet.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “Hello? Are you still there? Do you have any left-handed tennis racquets?”

Me: ”Ma’am, just put the one you have in your left hand. It’s now a left-handed tennis racquet.”

Customer: “Oooh! I’m going to kill my husband!” *hangs up*