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    What Strange Magic Is This

    | North Carolina, USA |

    Me: “Sporting Goods, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “I need a tennis racquet. The one I have is the wrong one.”

    Me:¬†”What kind of tennis racquet are you looking for?”

    Customer:¬†”I’m a lefty. I need a left-handed tennis racquet.”

    Me: “…”

    Customer: “Hello? Are you still there? Do you have any left-handed tennis racquets?”

    Me:¬†”Ma’am, just put the one you have in your left hand.¬†It’s now a left-handed tennis racquet.”

    Customer: “Oooh! I’m going to kill my husband!” *hangs up*