Crotchety Compliments

(My boyfriend and I are visiting my friends at their apartment. We have just finished eating a dinner of spaghetti and garlic bread. My boyfriend points out that I have dropped some crumbs of garlic bread in my lap.)

Boyfriend: “You have a crumby crotch.”

(I blush furiously.)

Boyfriend: “I was going to say that you had a crusty crotch, but I thought it was too inappropriate.”