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    | Staten Island, NY, USA | Pets & Animals, Top

    (A young woman approaches the front register with a dead Siamese fighting fish in a cup.)

    Customer: “I want a refund on my fish. All the fish I buy here keep dying! This is my 3rd replacement. I don’t understand what could be wrong except that you sell sick fish!”

    Me: “I’m very sorry for that miss. I assure you we give all of our animals, including our fish, excellent care. Could you describe to me anything you noticed wrong with your fish before it passed away?”

    Customer: “Well when I first get one it’s completely fine. I change the water once a week, add water conditioner, and it seems happy and healthy. Then, after a couple of weeks it starts looking really sickly and one day it just dies for no apparent reason.”

    Me: “Ok, well what were you feeding it? Was it eating well?”

    Customer:“Feeding it? These kind of fish eat?”

    Me: “Yes of course they do. Everything needs to eat.”

    Customer: “Wow, really?! I thought they just ate the water.”