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    Went To The Wrong Joint

    | California, USA | Criminal/Illegal

    (In the state of California, it is legal to sell water pipes, hookahs, bubblers, all ‘for tobacco use only’. We also cannot sell anything if a customer even hints at using marijuana.)

    Customer: *showing his ID* “Wow, you guys are strict, huh?”

    Me: “We have to check the IDs of everyone who comes in here. It’s store policy.”

    Customer: “You’re being careful, huh?”

    Me: “I have to be, because the laws are so strict. It’s very delicate. If someone says just one wrong word, I have to ask them to leave the store.”

    Customer: “So how much is that bong there?”