Should Be On Vacation In The Amazon

(My boyfriend and I are on a road trip to Houston for spring break. We have a bunch of food and drinks in our laps. Suddenly the two lane road turns into a one way road and everything in my lap falls to the floor so I can’t step on the pedals.)

Me: “Oh, my God, get it! Get it! We are going to crash!”

Boyfriend: “I can’t reach. I love you. This wasn’t how I was expecting to go.”

(The huge truck behind us rushes by and we have a few seconds of calm to get our heads back on straight.)

Boyfriend: “Nothing like a near death experience to start off your first vacation in months.”

Me: “Yeah… So, how were you expecting to go?”

Boyfriend: “Death by snu-snu.”