Well-To-Do, If A Bit Daffy
(A well-dressed woman enters the store and hands me a note.)
Customer: “Could you get this order ready for me, please? I’ll be back in ten minutes.”
(I look at the note, but it’s blank.)
Me: “There is nothing written on this note.”
Customer: “Well, I decided to surprise myself today with my purchases.”
Me: “Okay… that’s new, but I’ll see what I can do!”
(Ten minutes later, she returns.)
Customer: “So, what did I buy today?”
Me: *hands her a bag* “Three pounds of bread crust to feed the ducks in the park. They are free of charge.”
Customer: *surprised* “Oh! I was planning to go to the hairdresser, but this is… DUCKS, YOU SAY? Well, off to the park, then! Goodbye!”
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