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    Well, That Came Out Of Nowhere

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    (Two middle-aged women walk into the store)

    Woman 1: “I need a guitar stand for my son.”

    Me: “Let me go grab one for you.”

    (I go into the back for a minute and return with the stand)

    Me: “They’re $18.95 plus tax.”

    Woman 2: “You’re an animal.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Woman 2: “You’re an animal. It’s a good thing.”

    Me: “Alright then.”

    Woman 2 (to Woman 1): “I don’t know why people always get confused when I tell them that…”