Well, That Came Out Of Nowhere
Music Store | California, USA
(Two middle-aged women walk into the store)
Woman 1: “I need a guitar stand for my son.”
Me: “Let me go grab one for you.”
(I go into the back for a minute and return with the stand)
Me: “They’re $18.95 plus tax.”
Woman 2: “You’re an animal.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Woman 2: “You’re an animal. It’s a good thing.”
Me: “Alright then.”
Woman 2 (to Woman 1): “I don’t know why people always get confused when I tell them that…”













