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    Well, It’s The Sponge’s Day Off

    | Ord, NE, USA | Food & Drink

    (It’s my first time running drive-through. The floor manager and one or two other employees also have their headsets on.)

    Me: “Welcome to [restaurant]. What can I get you?”

    Customer: “I will have a chicken sandwich, and my grandson will have a Crabby Patty kids meal.”

    (The floor manager’s jaw drops. The other employees burst out laughing.)

    Me: *trying not to laugh* “Ma’am, we don’t have Crabby Patties. Those are off of a kids’ TV show.”

    Customer: “Oh…well, do you have anything like it?”