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    | Taylorsville, NC, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling **** Pizza, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “My order was just delivered, and it was wrong.”

    Me: “Okay sir, I’m very sorry about that. What was the problem?”

    Customer: “I ordered a 20 ounce drink with my order.”

    Me: “And you didn’t get it?”

    Customer: “No, I got a 2 liter drink.”

    Me: “Sir… 2 liters is more than 20 ounces. I think most people would be happy to get more than what they paid for.”

    Customer: “WELL, I’M NOT MOST PEOPLE!”