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(A male customer comes in looking for the copiers to enlarge a photo. I assist him with his copies and then return to my register. The customer continues to browse the baskets by the register.)
Customer: *holds up a flashlight* “What’s this?”
Me: “That’s a flashlight, sir.”
Customer: *holds up a packet of Post-its* “What’s this?”
Me: “Those are Post-it flags. They have adhesive on the back of one end so you can use them to mark pages in books.”
Customer: “Adhesive, huh? Sure…” *gives me a knowing smile*
Me: *confused*
Customer: *holds up some speakers* “So, what are these? Little TVs?”
Me: “No, sir… those are speakers.”
Customer: *looks slightly alarmed* “Speakers? For what?”
Me: “For a computer, sir.”
Customer: *rolls eyes* “Computers! You know, I feel terrible for leaving here without a present for the grandkids, but EVERYTHING you sell these days is poison or dynamite! It’s not SAFE!” *storms out of the store*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.