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Me: “Hello this is Kevin.”

Customer: “YOU SON OF A B****, YOU SOLD ME A DEFECTIVE MONITOR! I never in my life have had to deal with such bull s*** in my life. I don’t know what type of f***ing black magic you did to make it work at the store, but–”

Me: “Ma’am, did you push the power button?

Customer: “… Oh, thank you.” *click*

Me: *sigh*

Supervisor: “Yo dude, what’s up?”

Me: “I need a raise…”