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Auto Mechanic | New York, NY, USA
(A customer calls to ask if his car is ready to be picked up.)
Caller: “Is my car ready to be picked up?”
Me: “I can check for you, sir. Which car is it?”
Caller: “The one I dropped off this morning.”
Me: “Right, and which one would that be?”
Caller: “The one that I dropped off today.”
Me: “Sir, we have a lot of customers on a daily basis. I can’t go on that alone…”
Caller: “I dropped it off this morning!”
Me: “Sir, lots of people dropped their cars off this morning. You need to tell me more. The license plate number, or what you dropped it off for, for example?”
Caller: “It’s the car that I dropped off this morning!”











