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    Welcome To ArkMart, My Name Is Noah

    | Nashville, TN, USA |

    (I work in the gift shop. Our zoo has an alligator exhibit consisting of 15 three- to four-foot long juvenile alligators.)

    Customer: “I was wondering if you guys sell alligators here.”

    Me: “Yeah, we have stuffed ones over here, and we have some PVC ones over here.”

    Customer: “No, like, I wanted to buy one of the alligators.”

    Me: “Like… out of the exhibit?”

    Customer: “Yeah.”

    Me: “Oh… well, no.”