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Zoo | Nashville, TN, USA
(I work in the gift shop. Our zoo has an alligator exhibit consisting of 15 three- to four-foot long juvenile alligators.)
Customer: “I was wondering if you guys sell alligators here.”
Me: “Yeah, we have stuffed ones over here, and we have some PVC ones over here.”
Customer: “No, like, I wanted to buy one of the alligators.”
Me: “Like… out of the exhibit?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “Oh… well, no.”
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