(A customer orders a sundae in a small banana boat. It’s two mounds of ice cream with hot fudge, pecans, whip cream, and a cherry.)

Me: “Can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like the hot fudge pecan royale. Can you make it with twist ice cream?”

Me: “Yes. ”

Customer: “That comes with whip cream, right?”

Me: “Yes it does.”

Customer: “Good. I don’t want a cherry though, they’re fattening.”

Me: “…”

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