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    Weight Watchers Rejects

    | Midland, MI, USA |

    (A customer orders a sundae in a small banana boat. It’s two mounds of ice cream with hot fudge, pecans, whip cream, and a cherry.)

    Me: “Can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’d like the hot fudge pecan royale. Can you make it with twist ice cream?”

    Me: “Yes. ”

    Customer: “That comes with whip cream, right?”

    Me: “Yes it does.”

    Customer: “Good. I don’t want a cherry though, they’re fattening.”

    Me: “…”

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