Not Shrimping Away From The Challenge

(A friend and I are meeting for supper. I let them choose the location – they opt for sushi, but don’t know a good restaurant. I frequent one near my home and we meet there.)

Me: “Do you have a specific type of sushi in mind, or do you just want me to order? I have a few favorites you might like. Is there any kind you don’t like?”

Friend: “Well, I don’t really like fish.”

Me: “You don’t like fish…? Then why did you pick sushi?”

Friend: “I like the rolls!”

Me: *laughing pretty hard now* But all the rolls come with fish!”

Friend: “Not all of them! I like the rice and the seaweed.”

Me: “Okay. So you don’t like any fish?”

Friend: “Well, I haven’t really had fish before.”

Me: “So… we’re having sushi, but you have neither tasted nor enjoyed fish before?”

Friend: “Yeah!”

Me: “Okey dokey. Crab, shrimp, and salmon for me – and chicken for you!”