Time Travel! This week, we show it’s only a matter of “time” before you run into customers with no grasp of time—past, present, or future!
- Someone’s About To Get Smacked To The Future:
An unsuspecting wife gets sent out by a husband on a fool’s errand to look for a flux capacitor—in a flying DeLorean, no doubt.
- A Tale Of Time Traveling Tune-Ups:
The customer is always right, even if it means ripping a hole in the space-time continuum.
- Doctor Sue:
Look, man, we all wish your replica TARDIS actually flew through time, but unless you’re a Time Lord with a chameleon circuit, you’re barking up the wrong police box.
- Eastern Standard Time Travelers:
Getting time zones mixed up with time travel? No big deal, although teleporting New York City three hours into the future would be kinda cool.
- Please See The “Time Travel” Section:
This dinosaur-craving bookstore customer has been watching a little bit too much Jurassic Park!
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