Prank You Very Much! Happy April Fools’ Day, readers! This week, we share five stories that show the foolish hazards of pulling a fast one!

1. Impractical Jokes:
   Guys, take note: a fake stabbing to freak out your wife might result in a real stabbing—by your wife!
2. Bohemian Nobody:
   Customer, oo-oo-oo-ooh // Didn’t mean to make you cry // If you’re not back again this time tomorrow // Go away, go away // Your pranks don’t really matter…
3. Prankin’ Like It’s 1929:
   This elderly caller’s prank is probably older than your grandparents, but he proves laughter IS the best medicine—especially when it’s at your expense!
4. Your Prank Got Spanked, Part 2:
   A caller learns the hard way that if you’re gonna prank an employee, at least be original!
5. Morbid Curiosity Killed The Cat:
   Note to prank callers: your cat is NOT a get-out-of-jail-free card!

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