(It is a slow night and I am working with a co-worker when a guy walks in.)

Co-Worker: “Hi! How can I help you?”

Customer: “Do you have a room for tonight?”

Co-Worker: “Just tonight?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Co-Worker: “How many in your party?”

Customer: “Just one.”

Co-Worker: “Do you have a smoking preference?”

Customer: “Weed?”

Me: *just hearing the last part of the conversation* “What?”

Co-Worker: “We’re keeping him.”