Wearing Law Suits Will Get You Law Suits
(My friends and I are on a mock trial team. We’re all about sixteen, and we have to wear suits to court, like a real trial. We are using a courtroom that no one is using for the day. During a recess, the doors burst open and a woman storms in.)
Woman: “I demand a lawyer!”
Us: “Uh…”
Woman: “You! You there!”
Me: “Who, me?”
Woman: “Yes! I want you to be my lawyer!”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m not a real lawyer.”
Woman: “But you’re in a courtroom! People in courtrooms are lawyers. That’s why I came here to get one.”
Me: “We’re just using it because there’s no one here today. This is a mock trial.”
Woman: “But you’ve got a briefcase!”
Me: “Ma’am, that does have our case information in it, but it’s not a real case. This is mock trial. It simulates a trial. It’s supposed to be exactly like a real one, but… it’s… not.”
Woman: “You’re not a real lawyer? I’m going to sue you for false advertisement. I bet you haven’t even gone to law school!”
Me: “No, I haven’t. And that’s not exactly how suing someone works. I mean, would you sue Tom Cruise for playing a lawyer in A Few Good Men even though he’s not one?”
*pause*
Woman: “But… but you’re wearing a suit!”
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