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    | San Diego, CA, USA |

    (A subject is speaking with me about a sleep-study we were doing.)

    Subject: “So I’ll just have to go to sleep for the study, right?”

    Me:: “That’s correct. We’re just using those scanning machines to test brain function during REM sleep.”

    Subject: *suddenly fearful* “You expect me to sleep with those machines cutting into my brain?!”