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We Should Put A Cheesy Title Here But Then We’d Just Get Burned

| Columbia, SC, USA | Uncategorized

(A customer orders nachos and comes back 20 minutes later.)

Customer: “Excuse me.”

Me: “Can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah I just ordered these nachos and the cheese ain’t hot!”

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am. The dispenser is supposed to keep the cheese hot.”

Customer: “Well you see this?” *sticks finger in the cheese* “I should be burning myself right now!”