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    We Need One Of These In Every Store, Part 4

    , | Stockholm, Sweden |

    (A guy who bought a game comes back wanting a refund. The problem is that the game seal had been broken, the game disc had some nasty scratches on it, and it was 30 days past our return policy window.)

    Me: “Hi. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “I’ve got this game here that I didn’t fully enjoy. I want a refund.”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, but the seal has been broken, and the disc is damaged. I can’t give you a refund for this.”

    Customer: “You’ve got to be kidding me! I wasn’t informed about that!”

    Me: “Sir, if you look right here on your receipt, you’ll see what rights you have. And as you can see, the 30-day return policy has expired, and the game is damaged. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do.”

    Customer: “Oh no, don’t try this on me. I know my rights, due to the fact that I’m a lawyer. So you’d better think about your next move, or it could end up bad for you.”

    Me: “Hold on a second…are you threatening me?”

    Customer: “That depends on how you handle this situation.”

    (By this point, there was a large line forming in the store, and the guy standing behind my customer looked pretty pissed off.)

    Customer: “So, are you going to give me a refund or not?”

    Customer #2: *interrupting* “I’ve had it with this. You told this guy you’re a lawyer, right? And that you’re entitled to a refund, am I correct?”

    Customer: “Not that it’s any of your business, but yes, that is correct.”

    Customer #2: “Here’s the deal: I know for a fact that you’re wrong. I think everyone in this store knows that you’re wrong, and the reason WHY I know this is because I AM a lawyer. What you’re doing is borderline illegal. So, may I suggest that you leave this store right now?”

    Customer: *quietly* “Well…what I was trying to tell him was…um…”

    (The customer then quickly left the store. Everyone, including myself, gave customer #2 a round of applause.)

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