We Have No Power, Starring Samuel L. Jackson
(During a major power outage that left all of Cincinnati in the dark for days, a woman calls the theater asking about movie times.)
Customer: “Hi, what movies do you have playing today?”
Me: “None, we don’t have electricity.”
Customer: “And what time does that start?”
Me: “Ma’am, we aren’t open.”
Customer: “That’s too early. What else you got?”
Me: “NO MOVIES ARE SHOWING TODAY!”
Customer: “I heard that was no good.”
Me: “We can’t show movies because we have no power!”
Customer: “Is that the movie with Samuel L Jackson?”
Me: *gives up* “Yes, ma’am. It starts at six pm but you might want to be here early because it gets crowded this time of day.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
