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    | Ames, IA, USA |

    (Our new drugstore was assigned a phone number that had previously belonged to the animal shelter. We ALWAYS answered the phone with our store name and hours, but people don’t always listen. This became annoying, but one of my coworkers liked to have fun with it.)

    Caller: “Uh, yeah. I have this raccoon in my backyard.”

    Bill: “Hmm…that’s nice.”

    Caller: “Yeah, well it seems to be acting strangely…like it’s crazy.”

    Bill: “What do you want ME to do about it?”

    Caller: “Well, you should do your job and come out and get rid of it! Isn’t that why I pay my taxes?”

    Bill: “Okay then. Give me your address.”

    Caller: *gives out address*

    Bill: “Alright, after I close the drugstore I’ll be over with my shotgun around midnight. There will be a loud noise, so warn your neighbors. Since I don’t work for your taxes, just tape a $20 bill inside your mailbox, more if you want a fancy burial. Have a nice day!” *click*