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    Customer: “Oh, I almost forgot… I need a lighter.”

    Me: “Alright. Well, here are the various ones we have.” *points at lighters*

    Customer: “Can you pick one out for me?”

    Me: “Sure thing, sir. Any particular design or color you like?”

    Customer: “Clear, just like my underwear.”

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