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    | Doncaster, UK |

    Caller: “I was wondering what stains you can get out of fabric? Can you get everything out?”

    Me: “What is the stain, exactly?”

    Caller: “Well, I was watching this woman on telly and I got a bit excited–”

    Me: *cuts him off* “–Oh yes, we can get THAT out.”

    Caller: “Do you want to know who it was?”

    Me: “Ummm…”

    Eavesdropping coworker: *grabs phone* “Ooh yes, tell us!”

    Caller: “Dolly Parton. She really does it for me!”

    (All unusual customer requests from that day forward were known as ‘Dolly Partons’.)

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