Water You, Stupid, Part 8

(I work at a cafe that offers bottled water. The bottles are quite large.)

Customer: “Do you have any smaller bottles of water?”

Me: “No, but I can give you an ice water.”

Customer: “What’s an ice water?” *confused*

Me: “Just, like, a cup of water with some ice in it.”

Customer: “Oh! Well, I don’t often drink coffee, so, no thanks!”