(I am assembling coffees when I hear this conversation between a customer and the cashier. Note: our tap water is used to brew the coffee and is very clean.)

Customer #1: “I would like a bottle of water.”

Cashier: “Actually, we’re currently out of bottled water, but we can put ice in a cup and fill it with tap water. We won’t charge for it!”

Customer #1: “How could you say such a thing?! Everyone knows that tap water has salmonella in it! You can’t expect me to give that to my children!”

(The customer then storms off without buying anything. The next customer walks up, laughing.)

Customer #2: “I’ll take a water with extra salmonella!”

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