Customer: “Can I have a glass of water?”

Me: “Sure.” *gets him cup of water*

Customer: “Are we in Woburn?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “Oh, so is this, uh, Woburn water?”

Me: *sigh* “Yes.”

Customer: “Didn’t this stuff kill people?”

Me: “That was years ago.”

Customer: “No, I think it was very recent.”

Me: “No, the movie was just released very recently. The water’s fine now.”

Customer: “I’d rather not take my chances. Can I get a bottle of water instead with a cup of ice?”

Me: “You know where ice comes from, right?”

Customer: “Huh?”

Me: “Never mind. Enjoy.” *hands them bottle of water and ice made from Woburn water*

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Water You, Stupid, Part 5
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Water You, Stupid, Part 3
Water You, Stupid, Part 2
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