Water You, Stupid, Part 3
Pool | Greenburg, NY, USA | Extra Stupid
(Every year, there is one day in July where the pool lets everyone in, even if they don’t have a membership. I’m lifeguarding at the diving boards.)
Woman: “Excuse me, lifeguard. How deep is this pool?”
Me: “The diving tank is 13 and a half feet deep.”
(She looks at the water for a few seconds.)
Woman: “So, how does it work? Do you jump in and then, when you’re at the bottom, you just float back up?”
Me: “Um, no, you have to swim.”
Woman: “Oh, then this isn’t for me.”
(She walks away and tells her family the news. They leave disappointed.)
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