(I am a floral associate at a grocery store. It’s a very hot day and I am outside watering the outdoor plants we have on sale.)

Customer: *storms up to me* “What the f*** do you think you’re doing?!”

Me: “Excuse me?” *still watering*

Customer: “Are you f***ing stupid or something?”

Me: “No, why would you say that?”

Customer: “You’re watering those things. Only a f***ing idiot would do that!”

Me: “Ma’am, these plants need water. It’s very hot out today and we can’t let them die.”

Customer: “Well, I’m right. You are a f***ing idiot. Everyone knows plants make their own water!”

Me: *speechless*

(The customer then storms off to her car and nearly hits another car in her rush to leave.)

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