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    Walking Tall, Risking Small

    | Dayton, OH, USA | Crazy Requests

    Guest: “How do I get to the mall from here?”

    Me: “Oh, it’s really easy, sir. You just make a right out of our lot, and you come to a lighted intersection. Go straight through the light and you will be in the mall parking lot.”

    Guest: “Alright, then.”

    (The guest goes to walk there, and then comes back.)

    Guest: “Are there no sidewalks here?”

    Me: “Well, no, not really, but there’s a light to protect you. Our roads have really wide shoulders, so there’s plenty of room to walk.”

    Guest: “Oh. So you really have to take you life into your hands to walk anywhere here, huh?”