Wake Up And Hell The Coffee
(I’m working the Sunday morning shift in the cafe in the middle of winter. Our cafe is opposite the church.)
Customer: *comes in from the church, shivering*
Me: “You look cold.”
Customer: “Oh, the church central heating is broken again, and the vicar went on and on and on. You’d think he’d have thought to have let us out early when it’s this cold.”
Me: “Well, what can I get you to warm you up?”
Customer: “A large latte please…” *perks up suddenly* “…and make it evil, evil, EVIL hot!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
