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    | Florida, USA |

    Customer: “My internet is not working.”

    Me: “I can help you with that. Are the lights on your modem lit?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Good, is the one labeled ‘online’ blinking?”

    Customer: “I don’t have a light like that, but it does have the time.”

    Me: “The…time?”

    Customer: “Yes, and there’s a button labeled snooze!”