Waiting His Turn Took A Turn For Justice
(I work in a biker’s cafe in a small town and a lot of the older residents come in on Wednesday for the Old Age Pensioner’s meal deal. One lady comes in who has a quite debilitating stutter and doesn’t read very well. I’m working my way through the menu with her, reading out each option until I eventually get to fish and chips and she starts nodding.)
Next Customer: “For f*** sake! Why didn’t you just say that then?!”
(I tell the woman the price and help her count out the correct change.)
Next Customer: “For f*** sake! Just give her the god-d*** food! Can’t you see she’s senile?!”
(The woman is now trying not to cry and drops her purse on the floor.)
Next Customer: “Oh, just throw her out. I’ll have a coffee.”
Me: “Can you just wait your turn please, sir.”
Next Customer: “I’m not waiting a year for the coffin dodger to finish. Give me a coffee!”
(One of the huge leather clad bikers gets up, goes over to the customer, picks him up, and takes him outside. The woman I’m serving breathes a sigh of relief and utters the first phrase I’ve heard out of her that had no hint of a stutter.)
Woman: “What a tw*t!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.